Dear God, give me the strength to love and the courage to act.

Dear Santa.

This Christmas, I would like a zombie for a pet.

Dont worry Santa, it'll be safe. I'll cut its arms off, and remove all its teeth, and maybe its lower jaw too.

I'll take care of it. I'll feed it kittens, and maybe hamsters too.

I'll bring it out for walks and maybe feed it a punk or two.

So please Santa. Can I have a zombie pet, please?

Silence is a true friend who never betrays.

-Confucius