Worse Movie of 2006

The Covenant.



fuck you for taking my $7.

i cant help but think the script and story telling of the movie sucks.

it is terrible.

no realism to the story what so ever.

yes i know, lots of movies have unbelievable things.

but a good movie makes the unbelieavable, believable.

this movie FAILS at that!

it is terrible.

i see so many ridiculous things going on, mainly with how the characters are far too blatant with thier dialogue.

its like, the things they say are SOOOOO damn obviously just for telling the story.

yes, the things a character say naturally progress the story in any movie.

but for this movie, it is just too obvious. it is like screaming at my face when i watch. i cant help but think how damned blunt the storytelling it.

and the way the final fight is done.

wtf?! can any of you say DRAGON BALL Z?!

this is an interpretation of the action, if the characters were talking dragon ball z style.

protogonist: oh lets see you have a taste of my powerful technique and skill! *KAME-HAME-HA!!!

antogonist: oh! you think you are STRONG?! AH HA!!! ill show you, whelp! *catches energy ball with hands* *focuses for a second and sends energy ball back* RAAA!

protogonist: OH MOTHER FUCK! *gets blasted like 10 feet from where he was standing, crashing through stuff*

ok, so dragon ball z wouldnt have 'mother fuck' inside but i couldnt resist.

but seriously! its that fucking dumb!

the steps to beat the 'bad guy' is also fucking dumb.

just like power rangers ok.

its like a defeated power ranger getting powered up by ZORDON.

lightning strikes down and empowers the ranger!

LO AND BEHOLD! the new and mighty power ranger, with somehow becomes SO strong he can defeat the enemy which TRASHED him! and with just 1 single blow!

its just like that!

retarded movie.



end of bitching.

thank you very much.



i will miss you forever my sweet $7